‘satire’ stories

Why work, when you can fuck?

Tonight, on another episode of When Hubbies Attack...

A hooker; a porn actress; and a Sister Act.

Everybody loses in Vegas eventually.

Desperation can be a tremendous catalyst.

"A harmful truth is better than a useful lie."

Meet Paco — dissolute demigod of the desert.

Sex in the Sticks.

Exhibitionist mom meets voyeuristic daughter.

A solid philosophical foundation for Numbers Guys.

Hugh Mungus: at your cervix.

First out her; in her last.

T for two.

A three-hander with a twist.

Patience and persistence are key, when hunting Numbers.

If you've got a cock, it can be blocked.

A new final girl turns the tables on Michael Myers.

When a housewife learns to be happy.

Poor John has another idea to win the 'ladeez'.

More about Alice's adventures in the kingdom of Swat!

A malcontent is allowed to rewrite the Bible.

A size queen and a size king measure each other up.

A damsel is relieved of her dress.

The Million Dollar Challenge.

Working from home now? Then don’t forget the office romance.

The Advantages of Having a Pet Tentacle Beast...

Uh, oh... Rachel has been playing with magic again.

Natural medicine is always better.

Slavery, forced impregnation and other oppression continues.

How far will a geek go when he meets a sorority girl?

Rachel, Joanna and Knox have a long slumber party.

Rachel tries to help Joanna understand her new friendship.

Santa sees everything. And he has a database.

Rachel tries to find her platonic bestie a girlfriend.

A warlock brews a love potion... with a minor substitution.

A short opinion piece for your local news broadcast.

How many can you spot?

A mind controller devises a challenge for himself.

Meeting up, falling out, making up and tying up.

A lighter story including sex, satire, politicians and spies.

The details of a crime.

Annag Vulpes with flaming red hair meets Manius MacWolfe.

A rich man must stoop low to end his divorce.

Magic, cupid and hillbillies-what could go wrong.

Short vignettes in every Story Category, just for fun.

He doesn't always know what he's coming home to...

"Ha! Sushi Homemaker. That's me. Are you Bob the Builder?"

"The Government owns my ass. PIN THE TAIL! PIN THE TAIL!"

Stacy's feeling threatened. Where's her Cayenne Pepper spray?

Another fractured fairy tale.

Do not fuck with the little guy.

He wanted to father mankind!

A madhouse gone mad.

See spots run, goldiggers, jungle love, puppy chow.

A part-time call-girl reveals herself to her rescuer.

A pregnant wife, her lover, husband, daughter discuss things.

Literary Pulp Misfit, Ealing Broadway...

Contemplating on what went wrong in a marriage.

Emotions in Motion. Mixed Nuts. Head First. Momma Mia.

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puff Puffs. Pet Taxi. Deviled eggs. BOOM!

Don't say I didn't warn you...

One Knight stand. It's a Magic Man. Moody Blue. Headlights.

M. Night Shyamalan's Wet Dream.

Holy Rollers. Heavenly Bodies. George Burns. Fart Jokes.

Ubiquitous Access To Shared Resources.

A duplicitous dad has sex with his daughter & her husband.

Sing Sing! Big Trouble in Little Egypt. Yo, Daddio!

James and Moe's Big Adventure. Don't tell Bill and Ted.

The Pompatus of Love.

Unhappy Mediums. Fire in the hole. Nerds Eye View. Pooky.

Frenzied TV show where surprises lurk around every corner.

gRAPES of Wrath. Whine Sellers. Baaad Juju. Sis? Niece? WTF?

Gods Dammit! Goddesses Dammit! Peeping Moe's. Call waiting.

Baby showers. Blown minds. Lost souls. Bananas. HUBBA HUBBA!

Demonic Prison. Kitty Litter. Stormy seas. Bad Parrot. OW!

Wagons HO! Cowbells. Freaks. Big Dinosaurs. Trail of Tears.

...and be sure to invite your wife.

A happy wife attends to her abusive husband's needs.

Two racists bond.

Oh BABY! Live and lets die. I saw God today. Flipped me off.

A story of love, romance, and very bad sex.

Time's running out. Angel food. Infinity and beyond. Grampa.

Shawn loves his mother and her sexy boots a little too much.

Tiny. Bigger. Huge. Upset. Angry. Furious. General Ideas.

Cecil takes on Kimberley in a mighty battle in the sack.

As Amelia dries off in the bathroom, she gets interrupted.

Forecast calls for hot sex with a chance of bloody revenge.

Just when you thought it was safe to read fairy tales again.

The Call of the Mild.

Religious, Sexual Humor, Satire.

A speech of Chico Marx reminds me of a dirty story.

Grumpy old man celebrates his new job.

Audio version: sometimes a girl just needs to lower her standards.

What if O. Henry wrote porn?

A funny thing happened...

Lots of naughty happenings in a fictitious UK village.

Nintendo gives the next Metroid game to a hentai developer.

Will finds the source of his fake ID and Lili's dark past.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Meet Our Client pt. 3.

Rivals reconcile in Florida orgy.