A humorous tale of Christmas Noire and Humbuggery!
A lonely loser discovers his bagel sandwich gives good head.
Lovett #2 - Mired in sadness, he finds a lass mired in mud.
Pleasured by her funny package from Russia.
In a word, what's in a word?
It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it.
Mitch heads into the stacks.