‘funny’ stories

Working from home now? Then don’t forget the office romance.

First night with dream girl.

New love sex scene. Pretty much , just the SEX!

Reddit-style story of Revenge.

Cecil takes on Kimberley in a mighty battle in the sack.

High Fidelity parody.

My boyfriend gave me a gift that I've avoided trying.

An amazing sex scene by two awkward people.

What? No, I'm not worried about you...

18 yr. old Birthday boy finds that pain can be the best form.

Based on a Story of Newfoundland! Now with 90% more sex.

Matt proves his love for Brandon when an old flame returns.

Humorous account of recent hookup.

High Fidelity by Nick Hornby porn parody.

Two psycho killers stalk some horny coeds on Valentine's Day.

No, I didn't steal your cinnamon roll! Wait...yes, I did.

First time for him, but not for her.

High Fidelity parody.

An amusing paorody with a spanking theme.

Bubble Toon City and the Infamous Taco Truck Adventure.

Try it. YOU might like it.

A Constant Sex Time Travel Comedy...

Blodysseus and his hot crew begin their raunchy trip home.

Lucretia's feet are gonna put Tom's hands to good use.

A twist to common psychiatric jargons.

I only had a sip, there's no way I'm drunk...

Men are easy!

A nice peaceful night with my mistress. Not with my life!!

Krista finally gets the chance to seduce the her dream man.

Sometimes it is a good idea to change old habits.

War and peace packed into one summer evening.

Mr. Wright.

He wouldn't let the impossible stop him from winning her.

A fiancee sets her man a challenge - and he wants help!

A humorous interview with a nymphomaniac librarian.

Bad erotica is followed by a love note.

What the sexy girl is really doing when you call a 900#

Incompetence, anxiety, and low self-esteem.

Amber works a short story out of Mike.

Not the best detectives in the world...

I got myself in a bit of a jam the other day.

Alicent uses her wits to help with a snake problem...

The best gifts are the ones you don't expect.

An improbable sexual encounter.

Two people overcome OCD during a pandemic.

Inspired by a movie scene that made my nose grow 4 inches.

Uranus.

May you always be the man of my daydreams.

The porn making gang makes a Peanuts parody.

A story about a penis, a snowman and an ass.

Chloe misses her Jake something fierce!

Young man goes on a quest for the unthinkable: a hot date.

Young lady falling for her alien psychologist.

Greta will do ANYTHING to talk to her mom on a CB radio.

Christmas came early this year. What a mess.

I make cornbread sexy.

Can a woman confess her love before it's too late?

Sally gives her friend a hands-free good time.

Moran has a new army. Miklas learn to fight.

There's a rumor.

Funny autobiography of my bad sex life.

A Magical Moment In Sexual History.

Mina's Proud Whores - Oral scene and deception!

Blood and Tears.

Some moments last forever.

A new couple use cuffs and try anal for a first time.

A Sermon that's more stimulating than usual!

A night at the comedy club ends in more than just laughs.

She tells you her fantasies as she touches herself.

Lost in Minecraft, surrounded by mobs, and horny as hell!

A fictional online dialogue between potential lovers.

Don't worry, she deserved it.

There's no dark magic with a mind of musha.

Death couldn't stop this sibling rivalry.

Seth wants his favorite characters to fall in love.

An attempt to make a memorable date night goes awry.

Being played at my own game.

Little alien pizza man helps a woman with her pool.

The bottom falls out as couple leaves the party.

Playing mind games with a male sub...

Brooding male takes Haven on a crazy ride.

Dr. Olivia Vandermeer finds herself in a powerful position.

The smarter Oliver sibling sets up a treasure hunt.

When vampire goats go ba-a-a-a-ad...

My date with >>>>>> >>>>>>>>.

Kinky autobiogrophy of my bad sex life.

Gweedo recalls his saucy adventure out on the town.

A humorous tale of lust, love, and soulmates.

Rhyming, rambling, rumination on my kink.

Definitely a weekend for the books — the dirty books.

If you like to be sucked, why make 'suck' an insult?

A surreal fantasy.

Good News and Bad News.

A writer dealing with block receives help from muses.

Events leading up to the bathroom and Troy.

An account of a recent DIY attempt on my car.

Zombies?!?!?

I Kissed a Girl I got a Stomach Flu of the Heart.

Rode the wave for the longest time!

Husbands take note: treat your wives well, lest...