‘humor’ stories

Spreading my legs opened up a 'Hole' new world.

Joey finds out his stepmom is a former porn star.

What Happens on Boner Island, Stays on Boner Island.

Jack and Bryan get married (Stray Kitten series).

Gaylord learns to be straight.

She could have what she wanted, my way.

It was a hot day, and about to get hotter.

"The Home".

Secret lovers at a magic university get creative.

Tilly is a contestant on a Valentines Day dating game show.

Two guys in the wrong place with unfortunate names.

The girl's find some Key West hospitality.

An unusual way to begin a relationship.

An even harder lesson from the yoga instructor.

A newscast provides a shocking update to the mermaid flu.

Alice's Adult Adventures.

Marooned Victorian starfarers struggle with improper desire.

"Dammit Leo, a brother has to take care of his sister."

The best FUCKING job ever!

Captain Cumshot responds to a couple's emergency.

Mike asserts his dominance during his first time as Master.

Outnumbered and in the dark.

Danielle again: and a horny honeypot hitchhiker.

A meeting of the Board of the Aaahaa Public Schools.

Who do I marry, did I win, did I survive?

Marooned Victorian starfarers take some scandalous risks.

Marooned Victorian starfarers explore one another.

Rampant lust and correct etiquette. And now, a plot.

Anyone who can catch every joke/pun gets a digital cookie.

Two graffiti artists cause a bit of mayhem and have some fun.

Heroine Nita finds herself stuck in a unique situation.

"Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on."

A bit of adultery can help a marriage.

Candi the sex student is also the sex teacher.

Jazzy yearns to be a cheerleader again.

Bootsie is cock curious.

Leeza helps Marco with his hose.

The Covidian Conga.

Alex tests his discovery on his secretaries.

Mom gets it from all sides on Thanksgiving!

"Someone hanging from somebody else's nuts; i.e. a stalker."

We play phone tag for the afternoon, until I get home...

A puppy? A Daddy or Mommy? A dildo? A good view of the fun?

Santa's favourite elf is definitely on the naughty list.

Suckin' in St. Louis.

The Care and Feeding of Your Master - A Succubi's Guide ...

Tatiana. A Russian rip-your-back-off Tigress.

A village girl learns things from her older brothers.

Babette finds new and erotic experiences.

Gangbang fun with the plumbers.

Being a Good Neighbor.

That's not even close to what they were really envisioning.

"Stupid, inane, vapid, mind rot, stench pabulum."

Alice has a few kinks to work out.

Savvy salacity.

No price is too low for a bear, nor too high for a bull.

TGirls, handjobs, and New Mexico.

Air travel can be frightening-- especially for the paranoid.

Are the slaves transported in good conditions?

A bizarre story from the 24th century.

Fuckin' at 5,280.

Spin your Web, Swingerman!

"Is satisfaction all that you are searching for?"

"I'll put my slab on the yard stick against Gorby any day."

The new "international language of love."

One desperate motherfucker!

Alex's family find themselves in heat while on vacation!

A picture is worth 5,000 lays.

Kevin can't stay awake at work and it's Lauren's fault!

Fuck opinions. Only truth matters.

Sage advice from the man who invented swinging.

I make cornbread sexy.

Little Big Man.

When one just ain't enough.

Even Heaven makes mistakes.

Fuck 24 Hour Fatness. Hit a Motel 6, and get in shape.

Swing clubs 101.

A heapin' slice o' reality pie.

Crank that key. Open those shackles. Escape.

Sex: the ultimate aphrodisiac.

There's no glory, without the hole.

It's easier to walk the walk, when you can talk the talk.

Typical is subjective, isn't it?

Sex on wheels.

A writer's plea to readers, with tongue firmly in cheek.

Serial killer looking motherfucker's ghost crashes the party.

Halloween is the worst time for were-moose.

There's always room for more.

Seconds, anyone?

Ariel Winter wants her revenge. And her tits back!

Every major city has 'em, and they fuck more than anybody.

As well-traveled as an unpaved road covered in rusty nails.

Why work, when you can fuck?

Tonight, on another episode of When Hubbies Attack...

Sisterly love.

What to do when medicine doesn't solve your problems.

A hooker; a porn actress; and a Sister Act.

One night of going FULL RETARD in BANGKOK!

How to fuck for hours...whether you want to, or not.

Everybody loses in Vegas eventually.