It happens on New Years Eve.
She gets ulimate revenge on spying brother.
She gets her gift.
Jack and Jill go up a hill, come tumbling down.
Updating Mother Goose to the Viagra/Levitra era.
Advice to would-be writers of historical fiction.
He attends my first masturbation club party.
The truth behind Jack's fall down the hill.
Personals ad leads to mutual masturbation.