‘satire’ stories

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A little nonsensical fun based on 1950s Sci-Fi.

The porn making gang makes a Peanuts parody.

Hints that your girlfriend wants your money, not you.

2051: Eden is massacred.

The Moon - 3749 C.E.: Paul's future is discussed.

Follow sweet Dotti as she begins her erotic adventure.

The unexpurgated version of Around the World in 80 Days.

Kelly tours her new neighbor's home after he says, "Howdy."

Santa is real. Who knows what other secrets they are hiding.

Alice finds her way to Mouse.

Alice attends the Duchess's party.

2021: Alex and Agnieszka split up

Explaining chemical bonding as sex between atoms.

At university.

A spilled suitcase connects an actress and director.

Donna is afraid Eric will leave her, so Midge helps her out.

Sexual athlete, computer genius - in THIS job?

Hanna is visited by three ghosts.

Sperminator travels to the Planet Lezbos

Santa screwed her last year, but this year...

Annag Vulpes with flaming red hair meets Manius MacWolfe.

2092: Tamara is an Israeli refugee.

Holy Contemplation- 3755 C.E.- Archdeacon James XXVI prays.

An untold Gulliver story and his encounters with a giantess.

Intrepid - 3755 C.E.: Beatrice makes love with Vashti.

Kate opens a coffee shop.

The fun and sexy fairy tale sage continues.

An ex-fluffer talks about making things hard at work.

The Devil can't get any respect.

A Quark from a dsitant galaxy and a Yorkshire Tart (spoof).

They are planning a heist, but Harry Dick is on the case.

The Bennet girls are propositioned Wickham & Darcy.

The real story of God, setting the record straight.

Earth - 3752 C.E.:Paul and Beatrice visit London.

I met a woman who’d been rode hard and put away wet.

Dotti and her companions reach the climax.

They find true love in a crowd of strangers.

Woman's journey to survive zombies and lose her virginity.

Earth - 3753 C.E.:Beatrice and Paul get ready to go.

Life in the air force.

A cringeworthy orgasmisadventure.

How many can you spot?

The Final Chapter.

Captain Seymour Butts is the Booty Pirate.

2066: Lindiwe finds salvation at the Reigate Refugee Centre.

Wickham fucks Charlotte & Elizabeth Bennet.

Ivory becomes the Dark Shaman's Apprentice.

David returns to porn star Gwen Morgan after the photoshoot.

Glade and Demure re-unite in the Ocean People's village

2050: Eden discusses affairs of state.

Blood, Piss and Smears.

EXTRA! Strange death along banks of the Miskatonic River!

Brief notice of my friend/critic's visit.

A writer cannot control his characters, and one gets naked.

Chapter one of the third volume of "The Anomaly Trilogy".

A new final girl turns the tables on Michael Myers.

Man & woman rescue each other from assault, loneliness.

Blodysseus and his hot crew begin their raunchy trip home.

A pair of humor vignettes -- with bondage and discipline.

A day in the life of Damien Chandler.

Chapter 4. The White Queens Predicament.

Sex in space may have consequences.

Tongue-in-cheek tips to the toplists.

Alice must have fallen asleep quite quickly.

He sleighed his father & wed his mother, then lost his site.

Meeting up, falling out, making up and tying up.

A mind controller devises a challenge for himself.

Candace seduces her stepson's friend to prevent disaster.

Puss in Boots: The Case of The Forged Will.

He was on a quest...a mission.

The story begins: Hairy is protected by Doubledong & Co.

A lonely boy finds a new playmate.

What will happen next?

2041: Gabrielle's farm suffers from Nuclear War.

Chief Cave Lion returns.

2068: Lindiwe phones home to Lesotho.

Jonah commits the ultimate SocioSexual crime.

A report on Hell's own pornographic production company.

Harry is dead, but he'll screw up Christmas anyway.

Glade and Ivory travel south. Glade and Demure travel north.

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

What is P.O.V. and why does it matter?

A sorority exposes their breasts for Earth Day.

Glade and Demure escape the Skull People.

A frat boy ends up in a ticklish situation with a sexy demon.

A parody based on an Isaac Asimov story.

What can Joe do when his girl says she wants to date others?

Big-boobed Hilda finds out how much fun carpooling can be.

What happens when the one-bomb backfires.

Slavery, forced impregnation and other oppression continues.

Big sister in a position where she couldn't refuse.

Rudolph returns to save another island full of lonely toys.

Some very sound advice I got regarding my stories.

Just another Pornomancer in a satirical romance.

Missing both the obvious and the death of an era.

Mark Twain: The Innocents Abroad.

Longfellow, Hiawatha.

Glade and the Chief seek fresh pastures in the mountains.

Horny BBW & her husband upstairs have a big secret.