‘satire’ stories

Jesus does not visit you on your morning toast.

Some very sound advice I got regarding my stories.

A writer cannot control his characters, and one gets naked.

The adventures of a man seeking perversion.

...and be sure to invite your wife.

Another instalment of the most throbbing romance of our age.

Rachel tries to help Joanna understand her new friendship.

Or: What Happens In The North Pole, Stays In The North Pole.

Do not fuck with the little guy.

A satire of the white-collar worker.

The next generation will judge you.

A lonely boy finds a new playmate.

Gentlemanly ogre travels to Ireland.

Working from home now? Then don’t forget the office romance.

Sexual athlete, computer genius - in THIS job?

The Devil can't get any respect.

Could there really be a male who does housework?

Another fractured fairy tale.

Alice must have fallen asleep quite quickly.

A little nonsensical fun based on 1950s Sci-Fi.

Lisa is a slave in an alternative modern United States.

Let's put all our weight behind this one!

Ivory becomes the Dark Shaman's Apprentice.

Uh, oh... Rachel has been playing with magic again.

...with respect for the real ones.

Desmond is persuaded to write the scripts for porn movies.

I met a woman who’d been rode hard and put away wet.

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective.

How far will a geek go when he meets a sorority girl?

Chapter 4. The White Queens Predicament.

Santa is real. Who knows what other secrets they are hiding.

There's been a heist, but Harry Dick is on the case.

A size queen and a size king measure each other up.

The Moon - 3749 C.E.: Paul's future is discussed.

A rich man must stoop low to end his divorce.

Behold the scourge of the Venusian stud ray!

Life in the air force.

A part-time call-girl reveals herself to her rescuer.

A humanitarian couple gives back to their community.

Gay Militia Men and their Masturbating Girlfriend.

There's a pill for ED. Why not for courage?

Mr Winterbottom meets Miss Muffi Amor.

Chapter one of the third volume of "The Anomaly Trilogy".

2065: Lindiwe is an illegal immigrant in Ashton Lovelock.

2048: Eden gets a blowjob from Betty.

Yoruichi faces new enemies and new allies.

2060: Iris works as a cleaning maid.

2039: Gabrielle is a farmer and a farmer's daughter.

Is a story without a conflict still a story?

2102: Eugenie joins the Youth Club gang.

A mom learns to love her body through phone sex and sexting.

A young guy nearly gets laid.

A pregnant wife, her lover, husband, daughter discuss things.

Lorraine's reign of breastmilk rain.

Still a tweak on warcraft joke item.

Superhero enforces the radical agenda of a crazy President.

The truth is out there...WAY out there!

When the Ego and the Mind conflict, what happens?

Contemplating on what went wrong in a marriage.

Veronica shares her sex stories to her sex addiction class.

Judging a Book by its Cover.

2064: Karen and Kevin have sex with Olga and Oscar.

The Total Moron's Guide to SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.

An adventure of a dickless husband and his runaway cock.

2088: Primrose is offered promotion.

A Parody of the 1944 film noire classic 'LAURA'.

A Steampunk parody.

Tiny. Bigger. Huge. Upset. Angry. Furious. General Ideas.

2035: Alex and Tabitha mix sex and work together.

Who knows what waits in Hell?

The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective

Glade suffers at the hands of the Black Warriors.

Same old tweak on warcraft joke item, different rendition.

What is P.O.V. and why does it matter?

2106: Chris is sold to the highest bidder.

Mark Twain: Hoss Williams Talks.

EXTRA! Strange death along banks of the Miskatonic River!

Mark Twain: The Innocents Abroad.

When Bryce meets BBW Lorna, he thinks he can play her!

A short opinion piece for your local news broadcast.

Vashti appears in the Sahara Desert.

Grumpy old man celebrates his new job.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Meet Our Client pt. 3.

Pynchon- 3752 C.E.:Colonel Vashti fucks Brigadier Svenssen.

2057: Iris takes up a new profession.

The groom learns something new too late.

Still a tweak on warcraft joke item.

2092: Tamara is an Israeli refugee.

2090: Roland is forced to reconsider his future.

The follow up to first novel.

2038: Betty and Lakeisha live together.

Candace seduces her stepson's friend to prevent disaster.

Finding The Way.

Time's running out. Angel food. Infinity and beyond. Grampa.

A couple hit it off psychologically and physically.

2079: Sir Norman and Oscar enjoy choice company.

Lots of naughty happenings in a fictitious UK village.

2071: Molly & Mark live through the downturn.

Gods Dammit! Goddesses Dammit! Peeping Moe's. Call waiting.