‘satire’ stories

2091: Sally plans a campaign.

Yumiko learns being a school slut has its ups and downs.

The Case Files of Cindy Masters, Dyke Detective

2089: Roland helps Olive in her time of need.

An ex-fluffer talks about making things hard at work.

Venus - 3725 C.E.:Laurent and his team rescues Beatrice.

2101: Eugenie settles in Epping Forest.

Retired graduate replies to class reunion invitation.

Aladdin - 3753 C.E.: Captain Kerensky fucks Colonel Vashti

gRAPES of Wrath. Whine Sellers. Baaad Juju. Sis? Niece? WTF?

A new take on the Kubrick classic.

Oh BABY! Live and lets die. I saw God today. Flipped me off.

2110:Odile works at the Soup Kitchen with Edith.

Ivory learns about Glade's amorous youth in the Forest.

2103: Phil lives in Ashton Lovelock

Ivory gets to know the Reindeer Hunters rather too well.

Chapter 13. The Tea-Bagging Preppers Party.

2084: Olive propositions a john.

Longfellow, Hiawatha.

2059: Iris is victim to the White Death.

2069: Lindiwe battles against Buffalo Pox.

A madhouse gone mad.

Wagons HO! Cowbells. Freaks. Big Dinosaurs. Trail of Tears.

2076: Mark sees the Destruction of Jerusalem.

Earth - 3752 C.E.:Paul and Beatrice arrive on Earth.

Unhappy Mediums. Fire in the hole. Nerds Eye View. Pooky.

2085: Olive gets the clap.

Glade meets her mistress and Ivory her master

2080: Sir Norman reviews his life's achievements.

2046: Eric Esterhazy MP reflects on the Nuclear War.

2107: Psychlone receives a visit from YouTube and Sick Chick

An online dating 'intimate encounter'.

2111: Odile and Edith and the Apocalypse.

2021: Alex and Agnieszka split up

Intrepid - 3755 C.E.: Paul tries to discover about Beatrice

2044: Eric Esterhazy MP addresses the nation.

2108: Psychlone gives the gig of his life at Hyde Park.

Baby showers. Blown minds. Lost souls. Bananas. HUBBA HUBBA!

2049: Eden helps his daughter.

Ivory gets to know the Chief's wife, Ptarmigan.

Intrepid - 3755 C.E.: Beatrice shows Nadeszhaa who's captain

2104: Phil watches the Rioters get mown down.

A wild ride on a star fleet vessel.

"The Government owns my ass. PIN THE TAIL! PIN THE TAIL!"

An erotic version of a story by Ovid.

2058: Iris moves to Oxford.

Ecstasy - 3750 C.E.:Lofty attempts a hit on Beatrice.

2062: Iris celebrates.

Demonic Prison. Kitty Litter. Stormy seas. Bad Parrot. OW!

same old tweak on warcraft joke item, but w/ Trolls.

Sing Sing! Big Trouble in Little Egypt. Yo, Daddio!

Just another Pornomancer in a satirical romance.

Venus - 3732 C.E.: Beatrice and Laurent separate.

James and Moe's Big Adventure. Don't tell Bill and Ted.

2041: Gabrielle's farm suffers from Nuclear War.

Glade is a slave to Lady Demure.

Almond Grove - 3750 C.E.: Ellis Gidding is entertained.

Ecstasy - 3750 C.E.:Beatrice eliminates Xerxes.

Intrepid - 3755 C.E.: Beatrice makes love with Vashti.

Ubiquitous Access To Shared Resources.

A Quark from a dsitant galaxy and a Yorkshire Tart (spoof).

Chapter 10. Religious Disorder.

2040: Gabrielle attends a Seminar in Oxford.

Rivals reconcile in Florida orgy.

Holy Contemplation- 3755 C.E.- Archdeacon James XXVI prays.

Chapter 8. The Regatta

2023: Alex and Gabby hook up in Rickmansworth.

Venus - 3735 C.E.: Beatrice lives on Ecstasy.

2068: Lindiwe phones home to Lesotho.

Chapter 14. Religion Versus Politics

2056: Iris works on a Work Enterprise Scheme.

2034: Alex and Sue attend a conference.

Holy Rollers. Heavenly Bodies. George Burns. Fart Jokes.

2024: Alex has a threesome with Gabby and Ghazi.

2061: Iris lives and works in the English Country-side.

2063: Karen and Kevin entertain Karen's daughter.

2047: Zoe enjoys a night out with her friends.

Sheila Nkomo escapes detention.

2082: Olive shares a flat with her daughter.

A Parody of the 1944 film noire classic 'LAURA'

One Knight stand. It's a Magic Man. Moody Blue. Headlights.

2070: Mark & Molly live in London.

Intrepid - 3755 A.D.: Isaac battles with the Holy Crusaders

2097: Tamara works in a Care Home.

The slaves rebel and Ivory meets the Reindeer Herders.

2093: Tamara works at the Reigate Refugee Centre.

2036: Alex contemplates imminent war.

The Final Chapter.

2081: Xiulan parties at Buckingham Palace

2067: Lindiwe provides a service for Sir Eric Esterhazy.

Short vignettes in every Story Category, just for fun.

2074: Molly is a rent collector in Hackney.

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puff Puffs. Pet Taxi. Deviled eggs. BOOM!

Earth - 3753 C.E.:Beatrice and Paul get ready to go.

Zhou observes the conflict between Sirius and the Intrepid.

The Mountain Warriors replace the Knights of the Savannah.

Paolo Mauritz travels on the Space Ship Intrepido.

Gwark crosses into a strange mammaliam universe

The Call of the Mild.

Private lessons becoming really private.