‘satire’ stories

Seconds, anyone?

There's always room for more.

Tonight, on another episode of When Hubbies Attack...

Hugh Mungus: at your cervix.

TGirls, handjobs, and New Mexico.

First out her; in her last.

It's easier to walk the walk, when you can talk the talk.

Why work, when you can fuck?

"Stupid, inane, vapid, mind rot, stench pabulum."

Spin your Web, Swingerman!

The new "international language of love."

A picture is worth 5,000 lays.

Desperation can be a tremendous catalyst.

Everybody loses in Vegas eventually.

Fuck 24 Hour Fatness. Hit a Motel 6, and get in shape.

A heapin' slice o' reality pie.

If you've got a cock, it can be blocked.

A solid philosophical foundation for Numbers Guys.

One desperate motherfucker!

The Covidian Conga.

A hooker; a porn actress; and a Sister Act.

Little Big Man.

Every major city has 'em, and they fuck more than anybody.

"Someone hanging from somebody else's nuts; i.e. a stalker."

"A harmful truth is better than a useful lie."

As well-traveled as an unpaved road covered in rusty nails.

Savvy salacity.

Sage advice from the man who invented swinging.

"Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on."

A three-hander with a twist.

Meet Paco — dissolute demigod of the desert.

Patience and persistence are key, when hunting Numbers.

The truth ain't simply uncomfortable, it's fucking awkward!

A fake cop wearing a fake mustache romances a woman.

A book change a cuck.

The next generation will judge you.

A lady of many evenings and afternoons.

Rivals reconcile in Florida orgy.

The Million Dollar Challenge.

A recounting of passion, in homage to P.G. Wodehouse.

A chubby transguy embarrassingly loses his clothes in public.