Sexy Elf does her part to help Hobbits fulfill their quest.
Journal.
Frodo gets a warm welcome from Farmer Maggot's wife.
Sexing up a universe that's very seldom naughty
Rangers.
Undressed.
Chair.
Fire.
The end of the beginning.
Exit.
Mushrooms make hobbit-lads get frisky with each other.
Let's get Eowyn laid, shall we?
Entrance.
Him.
Touched.
Brothers.
Teamwork.
Flight.
Her.
Ice.
Surrender.
Collar.
Tolkien-world fantasy story featuring German singer Oonagh.
Weapons.
Conquest.
Ally.
Dressed.
Injuries.
Audience.
Pursuit.
Escape.
Pain.
Strangers.