Frodo gets a warm welcome from Farmer Maggot's wife.
Journal.
The end of the beginning.
Sexy Elf does her part to help Hobbits fulfill their quest.
Mushrooms make hobbit-lads get frisky with each other.
Chair.
Sexing up a universe that's very seldom naughty
Undressed.
Let's get Eowyn laid, shall we?
Fire.
Rangers.
Exit.
Collar.
Pain.
Dressed.
Entrance.
Strangers.
Ally.
Him.
Teamwork.
Ice.
Brothers.
Touched.
Surrender.
Her.
Audience.
Injuries.
Pursuit.
Weapons.
Conquest.
Escape.
Flight.
Tolkien-world fantasy story featuring German singer Oonagh.